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We'll bask in her ugliness
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He's not even cute. How is he cheating on people?
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Is the floor moving?
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Wtf you're like a bag lady. You fucking gypsie.
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Manongis fixing your computer right now. He told me to tell you to stop watching gay midget porn on it.
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And why are there handicap spaces in front of the skating rink.
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Aye man so where's will at?
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Anthony did you see my vagina?
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"I'd be a slave owner if I could." "you'd be a slave."
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Ghosts don't listen to hip hop.
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You don't wanna see it dude.
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Let me see. Naw man I'm trying to get out of it.
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Cris the dragon killer.
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"How did I just turn my phone on silent with my thighs?" "I'm not even gonna say anything."
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I feel like I'm playing moncala with a retard
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To be honest, it kinda tastes like rubber bands.
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It tastes like puppies.
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I feel like the sound is surrounding us. Like I'm swimming in the sound.
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Just flush it right after it comes out your butt
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