Matthew Stevens from a G1
Jokes and other memorable text sent to me from family, friends and acquaintances. Warning some jokes may be sexual in nature or otherwise offensive to some.
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3 guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" guy on the left says, he's had the same dream, too. guy in the middle says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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