Matthew Stevens

Matthew Stevens from a G1

Jokes and other memorable text sent to me from family, friends and acquaintances. Warning some jokes may be sexual in nature or otherwise offensive to some.

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  • A mexican man tells his wife. "When I die, cremate me and put me in your salsa". She asks "why?" He replys: "So I can tear that ass up one more time!

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