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A black kid asks his mom " I got the biggest dick in the 3rd grade, its cuz I'm black right?" his mom says, "na nigga its cuz u supposed too be in 8th"
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Tell them I do what the fuck I want - what my stepmother said when I told her where she'd have to get the girls from LMFAO
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Then I'll beat her fathers ass I dont discriminate - what she said when I told her the girls mother is dead
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Get her address ima beat her mothers ass!!!! - what my stepmother said when I told her my 14 year old brother got a girlfriend
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R KELLY NOT GUILTY CELEBRATION tommorow NITE CHUCK E CHEESE, 7pm until, Ladies Free B4 9 w/high school ID.. NO PARENTS PLEASE.!!!
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Fuck that ! - what my dad said after I wished him happy fathers day rofl
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No , he's used to rugor ! You're going to confuse him , jackass ! -from my dad when I said I want to change the pups name
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Fuck that shit ! -my loving father after I said love you daddy LMFAO
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Encouraging words: TOMORROW is not PROMISED... So slap the bitch you dont like TODAY because you might not see that hoe again! - from kisha LMFAO
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Happy birthday babygirl ! This is your birthday card , so don't delete it . You're my first BAD GIRL and I love you to death so don't ever forget it ! -from dad
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I found it it was in da girls bag my fault sorry -one of the twins tried to jack my ipod
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